2013: The Eighth Day of Christmas

I never knew I needed to be a master falconer until today.

THIS BIRD IS DRESSED LIKE AN AVIATOR!!!

This $150,000 gift is not just a chance to get up close to birds that are clearly too cool for the flock. We'd get this:

That trunk is loaded with canvas chairs, a table, those bird perches and this:

BOOZE AND CIGARS!!!

Looking at this video of a pretty blonde girl, it appears to be supremely cool to walk with giant birds! So, let's do this!

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